Hey Danny, other people have to shit!

It’s time make kaka Danny Ainge. Get off the pot. This is the year to make a deal just to make a deal. It is nearly impossible to improve your “talent” with trade this year. On paper keeping Kemba, Smart, Jaylen, Hayward, and Tatum is the best collection of talent you can hope for. How has that fucking worked out for you?!

This is Tatum’s team. If you don’t start building around him and give him all the keys to every building in Boston you will lose him too. If that means “Betraying” Hayward by trading him for a lesser player and losing another G League MVP, pull the trigger. By the way, your body betrayed you Glass Gordon not the Celtics. Your best buddy picked you up in his ‘98 Subaru and promised you a dream then your leg shattered. Dem the brakes.

Dan, Danny, you literally don’t have enough roster spots to use all of these terrific draft picks you swindled. You’re bursting with “assets”. You are the Sting of tantric asset collection. Time to Bust.

So as the rest of the league starts selling out for a championship (See The Bucks stealing Jrue Holiday from you) we yet again wait for Danny to drop a deuce as we prairie dog into training camp with a great collection of talent for positionless basketball.